Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Qoutes from the road while we were obscenly drunk!!


Naika says, " want to get into a bar fight listening to Seraphim Shock." Anita Star says, "Seraphim Shock makes me want to smack a twat!!" Ash says, "..So I'm dick to dick with this fucking dyke..." Daisy says,"so, um.. are we like the mexicans in this country?" Charles says, "14 hours and my ass is begging for mercy!" Dave says, "free mustache rides for a heiniken" Mark says, "you mean we get to touch the strippers in east St. Louis!?!? SWEET!!!!" Joe says, "whats the worst that could happen, so they arrest me, I'll be out in 15 minutes"

Friday, October 07, 2005

The "Not For Hurricane Relief" Tour



On Tuesday I am leaving to accompany my niggaz of Seraphim Shizza on tour. I will be trying to update this blog with mugshots and arrest records after every show, but, consistency is not of much concern.

10/12/05 - Indianapolis, IN @ The Vault
10/13/05 - Detroit, MI @ Labrynth
10/14/05 - London, Canada @ Dissent
10/15/05 - Milwaukee, WI @ Club Anything
10/18/05 - Kansas City, MO @ The Grand Emporium
10/20/05 - St. Louis, MO @ The Creepy
10/21/05 - Nashville, TN @ The Exit
10/23/05 - Houston, TX @ Havok
10/26/05 - El Paso, TX @ Lucky Devils
10/27/05 - Albuquerque, NM @ Euphoria
10/29/05 - Hollywood, CA @ Bar Sinister
10/30/05 - Las Vegas, NV @ Double Down Saloon

Seraphim Shock

Scary Adult Moment #2

Seeing a guy you went to high school with walking out of a "parenting after a divorce" group meeting.

Scary Adult Moment #1

Waiting for a red light to turn green and the reverse lights of the car in front of you turn on for no reason you are aware of.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

They Are Running Out Of Cars To Blow Up

Cars stolen from the United States are being used for car bombs in Iraq. That just seems inefficient.