Thursday, November 24, 2005

Satan Worshipping Leaders?


Pat Robertson, President George Bush and his wife, even Jenna Bush. They are all into the dark lord now. I mean, what are these people doing in league with the Father Of Lies? Well, I guess that actually makes sense doesn't it?

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Toasty Ta-tas

A lingerie maker in Japan has created a bra that contains an eco-friendly reusable gel. Just pop it in the microwave and heat it up and put it on some melons for a tasty treat, kinda like melted chocolate. There are no plans to actually put this thing in stores for mass consumption. The maker is instead going to apply the technology towards other clothing. I, for one, am totally against this thing. This kinda thing could entirely kill that rare occasion when you get to see a pair of nipples that are hardened by the harsh winters of Colorado. I may have to assassinate this inventor guy.

The Article

Caged Beat

Alright, that title is a bad pun, but I just had to put it to this picture. The tour is over and Seraphim Shock is in prison. Apparently you can't do that to a goat using a midget wearing an eye patch. Wrecked'em? Damn near killed'em. I will put up a ton of more pictures and captions and a sorta diary thingy (though I just said diary, I am in fact a straight man). But for now I want to be able to put something up here that isn't Seraphim Schlock related. So I just thought I would post this as a cumming attraction. So stay tuned kittens for the exciting conclusion of the Tour De Forced Rear Entry that was the 2005 Seraphim Shock American "13 Dates To Kill For (Well, Except New Orleans, They Kept The Number Because It Sounds Cooler) White Trash Satan Tour". That's a mouthful, unlike certain band members who shall remain anonymous.