Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Truth

The president says coal is the future, 80 some odd percent of the energy budget goes to oil industry companies. The television says that the apprentice and American Idol aren't fixed. Fancy there never having been a finalist that was a woman and that this time there are 2 out of 2. The american idol is having sex with Paula Abdul. To be my idol you are going to have to do better than that. Fox news says that hollywood is elitist, but you can't really bitch when you made it our idol. Surely if the commandment of worshipping false idols is true than everyone who buys people magazine has a special place in hell. Britney Spears got pregnant and told us she wasn't. We checked the facts on that on and now an online casino has bought the pregnancy test that proved it. If Britney lied or if Brad and Jen broke up due to adultery, we have to know. "The american public deserve the truth" but, only if it only takes five minutes and we might buy the products you sell us after we here the truth. I can't be surprised that no one cares about truth anymore. We live in a country where poker, a game that awards the best liars that can gather around a table and out lie eachother, is on such a trend that the only kind of books at Walmart that there are more of than bibles are poker books. GE has commercials on television now that inform us as to the new safety precautions that make it, apparently according to the commercial, safe, fun and sexy to mine for coal. Yeah, a ton of hot chicks mining coal really does make me believe that coal is the future. Thanks GE. In a world where everyone wants to be lied to by their government and their media, how can I expect a girl to tell the truth. If you can't trust the president and General Electric, than there is no way to trust a beautiful woman.