What The Hell Are You Doing Little Kim?
North Korea is going to detonate a fuckin' nuclear bomb underground, Probably. China is more like America than America. Under paid workers, bad movies, the goverment is a confederacy of dunces, and nobody votes. The Soviet Union....well.... let's just say that apparently political backstabbing (Stalin), a ruthless intelligence agency (Putin), and bread lines (Boris Yeltsin), I guess a great country these did not make. Kim Jong Il is so nutsy that he actually kidnapped a film director and an actress form South Korea and held them prisoner until they agreed to make a movie for him. This guy is obviously dumb enough to perform nuclear testing, and maybe just stupid enough to fuck it up and screw the environment up a little more. He thinks that this will make us step back and say "Oh, no, we can't fuck with him now". This is likely to have the opposite effect, I know this, because, I know americans. If we are told it is too dangerous to go somewhere, especially white people, we will walk right in at least to find out what the big deal is. This is the premise of every american horror movie. You might think he would figure that in. None of the recently dead or remaining communist countries are even near communist. Not the way Karl Marx thought it up. There sure wasn't anything in the manifesto about wearing high heels when in public. North Korea is to communism what McDonald's is to hamburgers. I don't think they are even trying over there. They have another famine like every third Tuesday. One thing I will say for North Korea. At least they don't have to sit through Girls Gone Wild infomercials all night. I would'nt mind seeing "Girls of The Peoples Republic of North Korea Gone Wild" Though. Kinda wordy. I guess that goes along with the whole democracy thing.
posted by Ash @ 3:29 AM
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