Well Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw, Slater Is Free To Talk Hard And Grab Hard.
Christian Slater is free to find True Romance after ALLEGEDLY groping a girl while Gleaming The Cube, er, box. He received a deferred sentence, something I know a thing or two about. As long as he doesn't grab ass or rob any casinos in silly Elvis costumes for the next six months, he will be free to do Very Bad Things. Finally he can get back to not really doing anything good since the early 90's and playing strip croquet till his heart's content.In a related story, President Bush's approval rating is at an almost all time low of 40%.
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