"Special" Brea"K"ing News
Ketamine is a popular drug among partygoers.And in other breaking news....
-Boys have penises.
-Girls have vaginas.
-Pacifiers make you look like an idiot.
-Techno died and it's obituary simply said "bleep, boom, boom, bleep, scratch..."
-When you sit at home making jewelry out of plastic and bright green objects your not cool, your an indian.
-Glowsticks won't get you laid, stop bringing them to clubs where I'm drinking, it makes me dizzy.
posted by Ash @ 4:29 PM
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