Drink And Blow
No, it's not about that time I brought home the guy I thought was a girl. A new LG phone that looks like a sports car. No problem. It comes with an alcohol breathalyzer. That's a little fucked up. It's a phone that is shaped like a car, that tells you if you are good to drive the life size version. "Oh your leaving the bar, blow my phone". Now with cellphone technology we can take our alcohol level and then later send our friends a picture of ourselves getting a DUI. You can't even count on an LG phone to not drop a call, now your supposed to trust it to not get you put in jail. If I see someone using this anywhere, I will be forced to drug their drink and later violate them with a sharpie marker. Not in a sexual way though, cuz that's immoral.
posted by Ash @ 8:39 PM
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