Tuesday, July 19, 2005

And In Local News...


Republican mexican hater Tom Tancredo is going international. The congressman has in the past attempted to get a bill passed that would put an indefinite moratorium on immigration to the United States. His reasoning has been terrorism, of course, and most funny of all, over population. He ironically also supports a ban on partial birth abortion and along with that, any abortion. He is famously not allowed at the white house after fighting with Karl "pinky swear" Rove over Bush's immigration policies. Now the congressman has set his sights (literally) on the middle east. In response to being asked what the U.S. would do in retaliation to a homeland terrorist attack, Tancredo decided to turn off his "crazy statement filter". "If this happens in the United States....You could take out their holy sites". The radio jerk than says, "Your talking about bombing Mecca?" And now crazy Tom responds, "yeah". Yeah? Sure let's just fucking do that then. This is what happens when the government can't fight an actual country. They just start coming up with ludicrous ideas like this one. We are going to bomb a church because the guys that bombed us were religious in a certain way. Isn't that a little like bombing a Scientology building because Tom Cruise's last film sucked (and it did)? Well, that may be more sane to do. Or, say, killing an entire race of people because a couple of jewish people pissed you off when you were younger. Yes, I just did the annoying thing where people compare our actions to that of Nazi's, sue me. I am sure that if we were to start bombing mosques, that all the terrorists would just throw up their hands and give up like the Japanese in WW2. That is obviously the rationale here. This is exaclty why they hate us in the first place. Thanks Tom, I'll be sure and plaster that statement all over I-25 every day of your next re-election bid.