Smooth Criminal
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
So they came into the out way
It was sunday - what a black day
Mouth to mouth resus - citation
Sounding heartbeats - intimidations
So the only thing the jurors seem to agree upon besides Michael Jackson's 10 not guilty verdicts is that not one of them would allow their children to sleep in the same bed as a man who has naked pictures of 13 year old boys in his room. Some think that he has indeed molested children in the past. Just not the one in question. Most if not all believe the testimonies of other witnesses that came in and said that they had been molested before by His Creepiness of Pop, including a youth pastor. Talk about a conflict of interests. It took multiple votes and convincing to get to the point of those not guilty verdicts. In the beginning of deliberations they were split even, if not leaning guilty. In the end Michael Jackson was barely able to moonwalk through the small door of reasonable doubt. This one was solely decided upon just some small amount of reasonable doubt said one of the jurors who nonetheless thinks Michael "has a pattern of child molestation".
Shown on my TV while the verdict was being read, a crazy lady had brought a wooden cage of doves. She released one for every not guilty verdict. If Michael Jackson had been found guilty on all counts she would have slaughtered all of them in public effigy while smearing their blood on the faces of the wicked (jurors).
Many people who attended the after party at Neverland Ranch said it was a great party. They even hired strip little leaguers. Not many people got laid though. It was apparently quite a sausage fest. Well, a cocktail weenie fest anyway.
posted by Ash @ 2:09 AM
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