Dammmn Yooouu Breast Cancer!!!!!
MSNBC is reporting that Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with "early breast cancer". I guess that it is, not yet fully blossomed, late bloomer breast cancer? They of course, being cocksuckers, as it is called in the news industry, are focusing on the fact that it effects her ability to tour. Why not Britney Spears, she's not hot anymore. Why God? Take Britney! God works in mysterious ways my fuck'n ass. There is no justice in this world. Fuck...Fuck...God Damnit. How will Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters (Buy the fuck'n Album) ever do his musical for Kylie now. Please God, or Science, save her. And don't remove one of her breasts. I can't listen to a uni-tit aussie pop singer.
MSNBC Article
posted by Ash @ 6:11 AM
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