Viagra, Why have you forsaken me?
The "evil devil worshipping liberal media" is awash with reports that all those wonderful pills that keep the collective american cock hard enough to fuck anything it sees, are now causing people to go blind. First discovered when Bob Dole started falling down more than usual. The FDA is now probing the situation (Their words, not mine). The old saying that love is blind is now a fact. Your mother warned you that if you kept playing with it, you would go blind. Oh, sweet irony, how good you look (to those not blind). The unfortunate users can still sustain their erections, however now need a seeing eye dog to find the pussy. I am thinking that this will not really affect sales that much. I would rather go blind than never have sex again. In a related story, Pfizer is now selling anti-blindness pills which you should ask your doctor about.
posted by Ash @ 7:04 PM
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