And I ran, I ran so far away
I really didn't want to mention a story that none of us should even pay attention to. I hate news stories that aren't at all news. Today, Jennifer "Crazy Eyez" Wilbanks went to court for having lied to authorities when she phoned in her location after running out on her husband to be. She had claimed that she was kidnapped by a, .....you guessed, a minority male. Those fuckin' minorities, always not actually doing illegal things that white people accuse them of. Oh, Atticus Finch, where are you when we need you? You see, there is something interesting and ironic here. Upon going to court today, the woman who ran out on her to be betrothed the day before the blessed occasion, well, she wore a fucking track suit and running shoes to court. Track suit and running shoes. What are the odds?
posted by Ash @ 11:19 PM
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